Increase your "dwell time" with FLASH (NOT)

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Here's another reason to get expert advice to help you with your online marketing...

Found on the front page of a webmaster/developers home page:

Our designers specialize in Adobe and Macromedia graphic software and will work with you to create images, animations, and effects that grab your viewers attention and increase the dwell time on your web site.

"increase the dwell time"

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People don't come to your website to "dwell" or to be entertained with graphics and animated dancing objects.

If your webmaster or designer tells you Flash or animated objects on your home page will enhance the user-experience... please find better advice. Your business depends on it.